Trick The Thief Away From Your Sandwich

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There are a lot of foods that some people just won’t eat. Like liver or lamb nuts. It’s not fair for you to have to acquire a taste for such foods just to keep a thief away. Instead, just make your food look like it sucks or is spoiled.

If all else fails, it’s going to take some guerilla tactics to persuade your thief to stop pilfering. You can put a note on your food that says you sprayed it with a bodily fluid or something else that sounds nasty or unappealing or you can go ahead and pack up some raunchy food and hope the thief gets a bad case of the shits. OR if the shits are your desired karma, then lace up a bologna sandwich with some nice Dulcolax.

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