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There are a lot of foods that some people just won’t eat. Like liver or lamb nuts. It’s not fair for you to have to acquire a taste for such foods just to keep a thief away. Instead, just make your food look like it sucks or is spoiled.
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If all else fails, it’s going to take some guerilla tactics to persuade your thief to stop pilfering. You can put a note on your food that says you sprayed it with a bodily fluid or something else that sounds nasty or unappealing or you can go ahead and pack up some raunchy food and hope the thief gets a bad case of the shits. OR if the shits are your desired karma, then lace up a bologna sandwich with some nice Dulcolax.